I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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