How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
