He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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I need you to use more vowels.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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