just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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