He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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