whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
3pm strippers are depressing
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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