am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
