I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I need to calm my uterus...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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