Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Randomize
