I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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