It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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