The maid of honor just puked.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
There r osticjed everywhere
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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