i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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