My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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