There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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