Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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