i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
