He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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