who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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