i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
The air was thick with penises
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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