you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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