My nipple is on Facebook.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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