No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
