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(925): View more from California

we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks

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(804): View more from Virginia

she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.

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(616): View more from Michigan

You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.

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(281): View more from Texas

You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there

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(916): View more from California

one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess

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