I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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