My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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