oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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