she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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