Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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