She said her name was "party"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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