We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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