you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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