belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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