Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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