That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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