She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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