You just made me feel so damn special
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
tell me about the eggs
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
