You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
MIDGETS
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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