why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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