I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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