Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm just crazy horny about you
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I touched a dick in church today
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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