I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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