So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hate all girls vehemently.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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