That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
