All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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