When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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