i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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