You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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