oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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