I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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