dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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