i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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